a kick in the teeth is good for some;
a kiss with a fist is better than none.
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This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
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this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
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I’m sorry about the audio. Try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s Actually, I’m just sorry in general.
Don’t feel too special, Dante. He does this with every fan.
I would have done this sooner but I was too busy imagining Jasmine’s voice coming out of Zuko and I laughed myself into last week and didn’t get back until tomorrow.
Hillarous…
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Thor-tilla.
THOR-TILLA.
lol
Fuck this, that picture just says everything.
THOR-TILLA.
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WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
cries f roevrb
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Parallels | Thor & Loki - Mufasa & Scar |
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REBLOG if you don’ hate Castiel
REBLOG if you don’t hate Jared Padalecki
REBLOG if you don’t hate Sam Winchester
REBLOG if you don’t hate Jensen Ackles
REBLOG if you don’t hate Dean Winchester
REBLOG IF YOU’RE A HATE-FREE BLOG
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like good tequila
or fine wine
some things
just
get better
with
age
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